{"id":1314,"date":"2022-11-02T11:19:39","date_gmt":"2022-11-02T10:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/?p=1314"},"modified":"2022-11-02T11:19:39","modified_gmt":"2022-11-02T10:19:39","slug":"eines-tages-da-dachte-noch-niemand-an-internet-tv-noch-uebler-the-day-will-come-la-tele-pire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/?p=1314","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; Eines Tages &#8211; da dachte noch niemand an Internet.                      TV noch \u00fcbler? The day will come \u2026. La t\u00e9l\u00e9, pire?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What about the internet?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1990:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8222;But the day will come when man will come out of bondage. He will break the cathode ray tubes with an axe! He will climb the antenna of the Eiffel Tower! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ll find the countryside, the rain, the flowers, the sex, in short, freedom! (from &#8222;Au bal des rombi\u00e8res <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TV-hosts will let themselves grow a beard, to be recognized; they will be forced to wear a red star on their chest with &#8222;T.V.&#8220; written on it in Gothic! The startle will occur, I announce loud and clear. Only the very old and the bedridden will still be allowed to watch a little. We&#8217;ll find the countryside, the rain, the flowers, the sex, in short, freedom!&#8220; (from &#8222;Au bal des Rombi\u00e8res  (SAN ANTONIO t. 145) (French Edition)&#8220; by San-Antonio)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/bearded-convict-ID-holding-tag-which-says-ex-TV-presenter.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/bearded-convict-ID-holding-tag-which-says-ex-TV-presenter.png 1024w, https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/bearded-convict-ID-holding-tag-which-says-ex-TV-presenter-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/bearded-convict-ID-holding-tag-which-says-ex-TV-presenter-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/bearded-convict-ID-holding-tag-which-says-ex-TV-presenter-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/bearded-convict-ID-holding-tag-which-says-ex-TV-presenter-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et internet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1990<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ab Mais un jour viendra o\u00f9 l\u2019homme sortira de l\u2019asservissement. Il brisera les tubes cathodiques \u00e0 coups de hache ! Il grimpera scier l\u2019antenne de la tour Eiffel ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On retrouvera la campagne, la pluie, les fleurs, la baise, bref, la libert\u00e9 ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les animateurs se laisseront pousser la barbe, pour \u00eatre reconnus ; on les contraindra \u00e0 porter une \u00e9toile rouge sur la poitrine avec \u00ab T.V. \u00bb \u00e9crit dessus en gothique ! Le sursaut se produira, j\u2019annonce haut et fort. Juste les tr\u00e8s vieillards et les grabataires auront encore droit \u00e0 visionner un peu. On retrouvera la campagne, la pluie, les fleurs, la baise, bref, la libert\u00e9 ! \u00bb (de \u00ab Au bal des rombi\u00e8res (SAN ANTONIO t. 145) (French Edition) \u00bb par San-Antonio)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pix edited with AI DALL E<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What about the internet? 1990: &#8222;But the day will come when man will come out of bondage. He will break the cathode ray tubes with an axe! He will climb the antenna of the Eiffel Tower! We&#8217;ll find the countryside, the rain, the flowers, the sex, in short, freedom! (from &#8222;Au bal des rombi\u00e8res TV-hosts &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/?p=1314\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e&#8230; Eines Tages &#8211; da dachte noch niemand an Internet.                      TV noch \u00fcbler? The day will come \u2026. La t\u00e9l\u00e9, pire?\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1317,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1318,"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions\/1318"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dasmedienzentrum.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}